It’s no secret that Twitter is my first online love.  Facebook sucks dick and is where you tell your “friends” you like them.  Twitter is where you fuck your “tweeps” in the ass and they thank you for it as they clean up the mess.  One of the quirks of Twitter is “Follow Friday” or “#FF” for the bitches in the know.  If you’re a tweep, and I know you are, this isn’t news to you, and you know it’s how tweeps spread love.  If you aren’t a tweep, you must have stumbled upon these words because it’s late and you’re hammered.

I almost never participate in #FF because it cocks up the Twitter stream.  Some tweeps do #FF right and give a shout out and a reason to follow.  Others just have a fucked up string of @namea @nameb @namec *eye roll*.

You see where this almost went… I almost made a list of tweeps to follow, but frankly that’s too much damn work.  Follow who the hell you want why the hell you want and keep Twitter fun.  If you choose to participate in #FF you have more online energy than I my friend.  A tip of the glass to you.