December 2009
26 posts
> 140 on... Christmas
Merry Christmas. That should be enuf said, but it’s not. Christmas used to rock, it kinda sucks now. A time to be over-busy & under-motivated.
There’s more I could say but I’m not movidated…
Remember the reason for the season if that’s your belief.
Merry Christmas.
email joke about evil women. (the truth about the...
blanddiva11:
The Dark Side Of Women…
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.
In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical...
To the asshole who sideswiped my car today and...
tiffanyjmoore:
I hope your Christmas tree catches on fire and burns down your home and everything in it and that, somewhere in the flaming fray, you get tangled up in the dangling, burning Christmas lights so that you end up hanging from the roof of your house, on fire and singed to the very core of your soul, for God, the baby Jesus in the nativity scene in your front yard, and the entire...
My gift to you... Pssst... it's a link to a... →
Emailed from a friend...
“Old Butch”
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performingwent into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bellsand attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he...
> 140 On... Avitar - post movie
Go see Avitar. Spend the $ for 3D. IMAX. Ignore the military being made the villian. (It’s fucking corporate America with hired guns anyway.)
Take your brain out and play with it during the movie. Enjoy the art.
Take a bunch of 11 year olds if you can. Their comments are priceless.
More than 140... on Avitar - pre movie
Taking the 11 year old and some of his buddies to see Avitar - in 3D - IMAX for his birthday celebration. I’m seriously concerned I might puke. The “Flying California” (or whateverthehellitscalled) ride at Disney made me nauseous. The flying scenes in A Christmas Carol 3D made me nauseous. I get randomly sea sick (randomly because sometimes not at all). I don’t like...
I Got Nothin...
I have absolutely nothing to say here today. I’m just sitting here typing because it’s comfortable to be on a keyboard and listen to the “thunkclick” of they keys as I type… and it’s a bit therapeutic.
I almost always type with my eyes closed or stare at the screen with my eyes unfocused a little and just watch the cursor move. I like the tactile sensation of...
More than 140 characters on... #FF
It’s no secret that Twitter is my first online love. Facebook sucks dick and is where you tell your “friends” you like them. Twitter is where you fuck your “tweeps” in the ass and they thank you for it as they clean up the mess. One of the quirks of Twitter is “Follow Friday” or “#FF” for the bitches in the know. If you’re a tweep,...
More than 140 characters on…Laser Quest
My soon to be 11 year old just finished playing laser quest. You know, the laser tag game franchise? “Laser Quest” both a noun and a verb! That should so totally be their tagline. Hahahahaha “tagline” because according to them, you “tag” your friends, not “shoot” them. That doesn’t really explain the laser gun. Whatevah – good clean fun.
If you haven’t been, A) get out from underneath...
sexist? joke from email.But it IS funny.
blanddiva11:
Subject: His & Hers Diaries HER DIARY Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but...
More than 140 charaters on...Not Having Anything...
Yeah, so it’s been a couple of days since I’ve posted anything. Busy at work, busy at Christmastime, busy with kids activities, busy a the gym… fucking busy busy busy and not much to say. So there ya go. Is that more than 140 characters? Who cares anyway. Holy shit! I just spell checked, and I spelled everything correctly the FIRST time. I should get a job teaching spells...
More than 140 characters on... WHY BOTHER?
Why the hell do we do this? It’s a widely know faction (fact+fiction=faction) that there are NO original thoughts. Everything that can be thought has been thought. We have better gadgetry now than ever, but the thought has been there before. So why bother? I certainly don’t know why, but It is entertaining!
More than 140 characters on… Sock Puppet Accounts
Ok, one thing I have to get out there first is I can’t; absolutely CAN’T think “sock puppet”, see a sock puppet or see any of that “one guy’s” sock puppet monkey lookin art without thinking of our current president. It’s not a political thing, I don’t think it’s a racial thing; it’s a “kid said a really funny thing” thing.
We were at the mall, in a kid’s clothing store and there was a t-shirt...
More than 140 characters on... Neighborhood Names
I live in the suburbs of Oklahoma City. One of the things here that I’ve always just kind of ignored is the way that the neighborhoods in suburbia or “additions” as we call them here are named. There seem to be two major themes. “nature” and “man made shit”. Not always, but usually, there’s a verb or an adjective preceding a noun. Which “theme” the addition was named after is pretty obvious. ...
More than 140 characters on...Rebate Debit Cards
Fucking really? I spend my hard hard earned money on buying your good or service, at the advertised price (which turns out to be the “after rebate” price) and you send me a damn visa debit card for my rebate? SH-to-the-IT!
I HAVE a damn visa debit card. A couple of them actually. I use them every damn day! They are tied to my legitimate damn bank accounts! DAMN! The specific...
More than 140 characters on… Hangovers
To the people that know me, it’s not secret I like to drink. I especially like beer, good beer. Not the mass-produced nasty shit that sells so well in the grocery stores. I can’t remember the last time I had a Coors Light. (gag) I’ll drink liquor – top shelf liquor, slowly and not jacked up with a mixer is best. If I’m going to waste the calories on drinking, I’m going to make it worth the...
More than 140 characters on… Holidays and Drinking
No doubt it’s holiday time. “Halloween to New Year’s Day” The big 4 in the U.S. right? So why do they all happen within a span of what? 63 freakin days? Don’t know why, but I know the result. Alcohol consumption goes up.
I had a lot more thoughts on that last night after upping my own alcohol consumption. I bet they’ll come back…
More than 140 characters on… Writing something
Starting to write something is always the hardest… at least for me. Several people I know have been telling me for quite some time that I should “be a writer”. Sweet! Sounds good; I’m a writer. And a monkey, and got lousy grades in English and “creative writing” classes. Which were really English classes - not a lot of creative and a lot of writing, but graded on spelling, punctuation and...